Sharktopus Vs Pteracuda (2014) Friday Morning Creature Feature

‘We’ve got to find a way to eliminate these aggressive behaviors or at least figure out where they are coming from’ says Lorena (Katie Savoy) our heroic young biologist. Er might be because Shartopus is half shark, you know those savage ocean-going eating machines, ah you know what I think her thicko lifeguard boyfriend might…

Snow Beast (2011) – Friday Morning Creature Feature

When scientist Jim Harwood (John Schneider) takes his sulky teenage daughter Emmy (Danielle Chuchre) on a field trip to study wild Lynx in the mountains of Canada it doesn’t end well. Aside from a hormonal teenager there are no wild moggies because something has eaten them all and now it’s started chowing down on lost…

Big Bad Wolf (2006) Friday Morning Creature Feature

OK here’s my theory about teen monster movies. They are written and directed by the sort of people who were rejected and had the piss taken out of them by the so-called ‘cool kids’ at high school and college. Which is why the arseholes always die first in films like Big Bad Wolf. Derick (Trevor…

Mutant (1984) – A Belated Friday Morning Creature Feature

OK bite me again, harder if you like but we have been busy on some pre-production movie stuff. So last week I dug this little gem out of the DVD locker. Mutant (1984) opens with Josh (Wings (Wings? honestly?) Hauser and his even thicker brother Mike (Lee Montgomerie) out on a road trip in their…

The Complete Aliens Omnibus Volume 3

So the summer holidays are here and what better way to celebrate lazy days by the pool than by reading the latest Aliens double bill from our good friends at Titan Books. First up from  The Complete Aliens Omnibus Volume 3 is Rogue by Sandy Schofield. Freighter captain Joyce Palmer arrives at a research facility…

Dead Awake (2016)

Dead Awake is the latest movie scripted by Jeffrey Reddick the brains behind  Final Destination (2000) and stars Jocelin Donahue as identical twins Beth and Kate Bowman.  Beth has been having trouble sleeping. Every time she drops off she sees something nasty creep up on her, but is unable to move and fight it off,…